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Fact Demotivational Poster

FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?

CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.


TAGS: movie facts
Rating: 4.61/5

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MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:49 pm
35: No matter who many times the ye are stabbed/slashed/sh**, it's merely a flesh wound. Ye'll be back on yer feet tomorrow.
Densaku - March 5, 2010, 2:04 pm
34: French terrorists truly exist...^^

SCIENTIFIC FACT - If you took the veins of your body and laid them end to end you would die.


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)

dragnet - 2014 -

TAGS: just the facts ma aam
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:09 am
In my defense, it's late here...I had to read it twice and studied it 3 times. But I final5Ly got it.

He/She -

TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...



TAGS: curiosity cat satisfaction
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - January 29, 2012, 5:42 pm
yes.. although *SPOILER ALERT* we'll never know if he finally got satisfied with the result xD
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:31 pm
the end is really creepy
gas - January 29, 2012, 5:00 pm
that would make a little bit more sense (if I remember the end correctly xD). thx suzie
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:37 pm
It's not 'The Shining', it's 'Pet Sematary', another SK novel where an ancient indian cemetary brings dead animals and people back to life, but they are weird afterwards. I'm a big SK fan - though I'll deny it in court lol. g55d poster by the way
gas - November 29, 2011, 10:54 pm
The Shining??xD Why?
ippyann - November 29, 2011, 9:55 pm
reminds me of Stephen King's The Shining :D
gas - November 27, 2011, 12:57 am
thamks :)
mariand - November 25, 2011, 5:59 pm

This is SPARTA -

TAGS: is sparta spartan map fact
Rating: 2.71/5

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Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:44 pm
Is That why it's your favorite vacation spot Hector?
Hector - May 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
Sparta, where *** with women was only to make babies. Only men were equal and spartan men could only love an equal.

WISDOMS OF WORK - Trust Your Appointment Calendar!

TAGS: diary fact of life
Rating: 4.18/5

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forseti - May 5, 2010, 6:00 am
Bonnie, I've bad news for you...
redhdsrbst - May 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
5l for the new cubicle coverage :D
rerun - April 30, 2010, 8:21 pm

so very true

GOD - The Son of Chuck Norris

TAGS: god chuck norris facts
Rating: 1.94/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:47 pm
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Chick Norris is a effin tool!

FACT - You Will Try It




100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?

TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of cr@p.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.


TAGS: facts calm
Rating: 4.25/5

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:44 am
That'll never work, he's still got shoes on.


Date -


FACTS - The kryptonite of the Democrats.

TAGS: liberals democrats obama facts
Rating: 3.09/5

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TheSarge - August 3, 2009, 11:44 am
Vermin need handouts too.

DID YOU KNOW - The groundbreaking CGI in 1972 that makes Bruce Lee appear to beat up Chuck Norris scaled for inflation is more costly then the GDP of France

TAGS: chuck bruce fact
Rating: 2.42/5

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metalgecko - April 16, 2011, 2:06 pm
Bull! Everybody knows Bruce Lee was the greater. Thats why he died..because there was nothing left for him after that battle was won.

Truly Amazing -

He Started It -

Mankind's Greatest Achievement -

TAGS: our greatest achievement of the 21st century is the fact that we exist at all
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 3:44 pm
Precisely! (A more evilish grin with a hint of gettin' lucky look in the eyes)
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 2:47 pm

Yeah--but everybody knows they can:t fight. (Evil grin)
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:12 pm
You certainly are awful...you forgot the 2 boy toys that I have on studded collars and leashes...geez lg's get with the program girl...hehe!
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:11 pm
Thank you Ugs!
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:59 pm

The Manitoban Marvel sounds like a professional wrestler. I can see it now: Rinestone wristlets, matching mask. Satin unitard~~all pink with black lettering~~in script. Course that ahrdly matters. Pro wrestling fans don't read, do they...I'm awful!~
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:44 am
Yet another Manitoban Marvel, Pwissy. 5L for this!
MissPriss - September 12, 2013, 11:18 pm
How true...wonder which achievement will finally be our last. Thanks for the 5L vulture.
vulture - September 12, 2013, 4:52 pm
I'd agree with that. I was (pleasantly) surprised when we got through the cold war, Cuban missile crisis, pollution.... 5L

SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....

HAWAIIAN TROPIC PROTECTION FACTOR 1200 - You can stay in the sun a little bit longer

GAMING - They have told us that when they were our age they didn't have video games. But recently discovered artifacts suggest otherwise.

TAGS: gaming rocks artifacts playstation
Rating: 3.75/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:58 pm
it takes guts and a lot of faith in the human race to tag a poster with 'artifacts'. 5L for your 'bravado'. tag this ! lol
jig - January 27, 2012, 4:24 pm
Ancient gamer aliens ?!


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Now that's funny Ron


TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


FACTS - Wisdom isn't based on them

Venus vs Mars -

High Fidelity -

TAGS: another satisfaction poster forty fives
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Dang, Greeny, I think I get the gist…maybe. Or this is a tad beyond me. Anyhoot, my folks had a 45 player like that.

No Limit -

TAGS: guilty conscience calendar motifake facts
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:14 pm

Best Before Dates -

Irony -

TAGS: ironic fact soldiers live with
Rating: 4.1/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 3:25 am
IMHO, the poster is mediocre. The meaning is deep, please, if the thought is with you, take some moments of your life to thank these kids. They *NEED* some thanks.
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 5:27 pm
ing. BringING. Whoops.



THERE'S MIDDLEWEIGHT - Lightweight, Heavyweight, Flyweight, Bantamweight, Cruiserweight, Welterweight and there's Duckweight

SATISFACTION - I Always Do Business With A Company That Guarantees Their Work

THE X FACTOR - Because you need more people to tell you that you suck

SELF PRAISE - not demotivational not funny (if you're not an insider) WHO CARES?! LET'S VOTE IT UP!

TAGS: sorry this fact demotivates me a little
Rating: 2.37/5

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R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 5:30 pm
I haven't changed my avatar in weeks!
forseti - June 14, 2010, 5:16 pm
Hey everybody! As I said, I love you all. It's nothing personal. And believe me or not, I really like the tribute posters! Also Jake can't change his avatar anymore..*fg* I only think, they should be shown in the forum but not in "public". Don't bother ;)
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 10:28 am
I would suspect a rise in "roast" posters and an decrease in "tribute" posters on the 29th.
Airman - June 14, 2010, 10:21 am
TTH, easy on the creepy whiny old guy, eh? Hey Forseti, did you not notice there is a new kind of calendar this month. I am sure the roast/tribute is a one time thing. we were each asked if it was ok. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN HAVE MY DAY ON THE 29TH to shine
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 10:06 am
Agreed! I bet you were always picked last for dodgeball Forseti.
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 10:03 am
Forseti you seem to be slipping back into bad habits! Would you expect the creepy, whiny old man at the end of the lane to be invited to the block party? Earn your place or find another.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 14, 2010, 9:31 am
They were interviewing Americans who were going to the World Cup and asking them to name some players, and a lot of them didn't know any. Why pay all that money to go watch a sport you don't care about? Should have gave their tickets to me!!
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Jurtje banned... this low-score bombing on tributes is going to end, or every one of these users will be banned on the first batch of bombings. If you don't like the topic, don't vote on it. Vote on the quality of the poster, or not at all. Pansies.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:12 am
As long as USA loses, I'll be fine. This isn't a soccer country, and it drives me crazy when idiots chant "USA" when they can't name a single player on the team... and those idiots who boo an "offsides" call just because it was on the USA team. I digress.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:09 am
On a personal note, I am sure I was cheering just as loud as you were, but keep in mind that you beat a geriatric Australia... not a super team. So, that doesn't mean you can dump on the motifake regulars with impunity. If they take the cup, then yes.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:02 am
I respect your opinion, and understand that it may be annoying to those who don't get tribute posters made of them. I also give you high marks for having class. Although you made this poster, you aren't a crybaby that votes them down. That says a lot.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:58 am
And the fact that they get good ratings should tell you that it's important to us... and it has deep meaning to do these tributes. If you don't understand it, then you have no friends of your own.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:56 am
I'm sure you make friends and influence people by telling a crowd of friends that they are wrong for sticking with each other, but here, posters are tributes... a show of affection....
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:53 am
There are over 68,000 posters. Shall we just remove a category of poster (chuck norris, fail, j******t, anime, bikini, food, dogs) everytime someone announces that they don't like that type of motifake?
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:51 am
So, are you unhappy that you weren't on the calendar, or are you against the fact that here, like the rest of the world, we have friends... and we like to show appreciation and respect for our friends, just like we do in real life situations?
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:08 am
It's just that I think, some of these pictures should stay in the forum (old discussion, I know). Thirdly: To prove this picture's message, I vote 5 lions! :P
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:08 am
Secondly: I don't want to attack someone personally, so please don't even start whining - take it like a woman!! I love you all.
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:07 am
Some thoughts - even if you don't like first postings from the creator... First of all: I want to thank the approver (whoever) to let this pass. You restore hope for me!*g*

FUN FACT - and yet in not amused.

TAGS: fun fact moon length
Rating: 2.06/5
WTF - February 13, 2009, 6:28 pm
Poster FAILS! I think he means "I'M not amused".
barry forton - January 2, 2009, 7:34 am
What the Hell does this mean?

C AND C MOVIE FACTORY - If You Wanted The Worst, You Came To The Right Place!

TAGS: myspace com candcmoviefactory
Rating: 1.78/5
Bob Chin - May 13, 2009, 2:37 pm
Yeah, apparently this particular poster

WIKIPEDIA - Because close does in fact work with more than horseshoes and hand grenades.

Satisfaction -